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星期日, 八月 06, 2006
如果你是太阳, 我便是月亮, 与你在同一个天空.
如果你是木,我便是筷子,是你的延续.
如果你是蛋糕,我便是奶油,与你和为一体
.如果你是大便,我便是马桶,为你而活.

如果你是牛粪,我便是鲜花,插在牛粪上.
圆馒